FAQ on MOV

ITWOP hasn't generated as much offline buzz with a post since my coverage of the Spitzer scandal. I'm glad my carpentry ineptitude is such comedy for everyone else. I thought I'd answer some of the most frequently asked questions you've raised in your voicemails and emails:

Q: What is wrong with the door?
A: The screen door's retracting hinges split the wood they were screwed into, so that they were practically unattached.

Q: What caused the smoke?
A: I'll give you a hint - diamonds.

Q: Did you ultimately fix the door?
A: Sorry, you'll have to wait for the full feature.

Q: When will the full feature come out?
A: I'm hoping to have it done this coming weekend. I'm using Windows Movie Maker which I'm quickly learning is not the easiest editor to use. If anyone knows of a good free movie editor, email me at
joe@ithinkweoverpacked.

Stay tuned!